Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting..
Wow That's Amazing
Here’s a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s, uncle’s, best friend’s, son-in-law’s, former college roomate. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in Minong , WI on a really windy day on public land and the guy was high we he shot it. Supposedly, this deer had killed a 600 pound bear, two Chevy Suburban’s and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot.
Gun Owners Alert!
Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? ‘
‘The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’
‘What that tell you?’ asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ‘Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What’s it tell you, Tonto?’
‘You dumber than buffalo chips. It means someone stole the tent.’
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Economy Rap
This did not come from my inbox. I heard about it from the NPR show Planet Money, and thought it was worth sharing.
A rap video made by George Mason University economist and Planet Money friend, Russ Roberts, and Spike TV executive producer and self described “amateur economic junkie,” John Papola, is making its worldwide debut today on All Things Considered with a little help from Alex Blumberg. As Roberts and Papola describe it:
The music video may not be ready for the MTV crowd just yet, but thanks to a chance encounter with pop star Ke$ha at our studio here in New York, it now has some street cred. As Ke$ha says, “it’s legit, it’s really good rapping.”
(NPR Planet Money Blog)
The Mayonnaise Jar
When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things – family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else –The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first –
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented…
The professor smiled.
‘I’m glad you asked’.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’
Amazing Iceburg Photos
Please notice what is said, it is the coldest in Antarctica that it has been in decades. Amazing Striped Icebergs Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions. Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe. Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.
Having the Internet means that we get to see something that we never imagined!
Sound of Music | Central Station Antwerp (Belgium)
More than 200 dancers were performing their version of “Do Re Mi”, in the Central Station of Antwerp. with just 2 rehearsals they created this amazing stunt!
A new kind of cow dog.
Angels Among us!
Poem That Gives You Goosebumps…
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile…
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On the109 that night..
When broken bodies lay about
‘And blood was everywhere,’
‘The sirens screamed out eulogies,’
For death was in the air.
‘A mother, trapped inside her car,’
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
‘Oh, God, please spare my boys!’
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
‘She struggled to get free,’
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity..
Her frightened eyes then focused
‘On where the back seat once had been,’
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children’s seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
‘She did not hear them cry, ‘
‘And then she prayed they’d been thrown free, ‘
‘Oh, God, don’t let them die! ‘
Then firemen came and cut her loose, ‘
‘But when they searched the back, ‘
‘They found therein no little boys, ‘
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
‘And was traveling alone, ‘
‘But when they turned to question her, ‘
They discovered she was gone.
Policemen saw her running wild
And screaming above the noise
‘In beseeching supplication, ‘
Please help me find my boys!
They’re four years old and wear blue shirts;
‘Their jeans are blue to match.”
‘One cop spoke up, ”They’re in my car, ‘
And they don’t have a scratch.
They said their daddy put them there
‘And gave them each a cone, ‘
Then told them both to wait for Mom
To come and take them home.
‘I’ve searched the area high and low, ‘
But I can’t find their dad.
‘He must have fled the scene, ‘
‘I guess, and that is very bad.’
‘The mother hugged the twins and said, ‘
‘While wiping at a tear, ‘
‘He could not flee the scene, you see, ‘
‘For he’s been dead a year.’
‘The cop just looked confused and asked, ‘
‘Now, how can that be true? ‘
‘The boys said, ”Mommy, Daddy came ‘
‘And left a kiss for you.” ‘
He told us not to worry
‘And that you would be all right, ‘
And then he put us in this car with
‘The pretty, flashing light. ‘
‘We wanted him to stay with us, ‘
‘Because we miss him so, ‘
‘But Mommy, he just hugged us tight ‘
And said he had to go.
He said someday we’d understand
‘And told us not to fuss, ‘
‘And he said to tell you, Mommy, ‘
‘He’s watching over us.’
The mother knew without a doubt
‘That what they spoke was true, ‘
‘For she recalled their dad’s last words, ‘ ‘ I will watch over you..’
The fire men’s notes could not explain
‘The twisted, mangled car, ‘
And how the three of them escaped
Without a single scar.
‘But on the cop’s report was scribed, ‘
‘In print so very fine, ‘
An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare.
ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don’t all have wings, we call them FRIENDS